FRANGULEA GEIAR
\nFrangulea Geiar se opri \u00een fa\u0163a \u015fefului de sec\u0163ie \u015fi cu o fa\u0163\u0103 r\u0103v\u0103\u015fit\u0103 \u00eei spuse c\u0103 via\u0163a sa e \u00een pericol \u015fi c\u0103 numai Poli\u0163ia \u00eel poate ap\u0103ra. \u015eeful de sec\u0163ie \u00eel \u00eendemn\u0103 s\u0103 se calmeze \u015fi s\u0103 explice despre ce este vorba, rug\u00e2nd-o pe frumoasa Urdea s\u0103 fie p\u0103rta\u015f\u0103, av\u00e2nd el o b\u0103nuial\u0103 c\u0103 exist\u0103 o leg\u0103tur\u0103 \u00eentre cele dou\u0103 cazuri.
\nFrangulea Geiar e centru \u00eenainta\u015f \u00een echipa na\u0163ional\u0103 de fotbal \u015fi joac\u0103 la actuala echip\u0103 campioan\u0103 cu un contract milionar \u00een euro. E considerat printre cei mai talenta\u0163i tricolori \u015fi e curtat de mari cluburi europene. Se m\u00e2ndre\u015fte c\u0103 el nu pleac\u0103 din \u0163ar\u0103, de\u015fi gurile rele spuneau c\u0103 e dificil pentru el s\u0103 se descurce \u00eentr-o \u0163ar\u0103 str\u0103in\u0103, de dat\u0103 ce p\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi pentru declara\u0163iile post-partid\u0103 \u00een limba str\u0103mo\u015feasc\u0103 angajase un doctorand \u00een litere s\u0103-i fac\u0103 fi\u0163uici.
\nChiar pe 11.11.2017 avusese loc o \u00eent\u00e2lnire din cadrul grupei preliminare de calificare la Campionatul European \u00eempotriva Luxemburgului, terminat\u0103 surprinz\u0103tor cu victoria adversarilor, cu un autogol \u00een ultimul minut de joc. Exact de la aceast\u0103 partid\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencepu Geiar povestirea. Toat\u0103 \u0163ara v\u0103zuse la televizor ceea ce nu se mai v\u0103zuse la o partid\u0103 de fotbal. Chiar la fluierul de \u00eencepere, de pe tribuna principal\u0103 se desf\u0103\u015fur\u0103 un banner pe care era scris: \u201eDERBEDEI CARE C\u00c2\u015eTIG\u0102 MILIOANE PE LUN\u0102 CA S\u0102 DEA CU PICIORUL \u00ceNTR-O B\u0102\u015eIC\u0102, \u00ceN VREME CE COMPETEN\u0162II MUNCESC TOAT\u0102 VIA\u0162A PENTRU O A\u015eA SUM\u0102 !?!? – L.L.N. -\u201d La \u00eenceput s-a f\u0103cut o lini\u015fte morm\u00e2ntal\u0103 \u00een tribune, dup\u0103 care s-a pornit un zumzet din ce \u00een ce mai viguros. \u00cen vreme ce poli\u0163i\u015ftii constatau c\u0103 bannerul se desf\u0103\u015furase printr-un mecanism dirijat de la distan\u0163\u0103, din ce \u00een ce mai mul\u0163i spectatori p\u0103r\u0103seau tribunele, spre stupefac\u0163ia galeriilor \u201eC\u00e2inii din Ferentari\u201d \u015fi \u201eTifo\u015fii din Voluntari\u201d, r\u0103mase cur\u00e2nd st\u0103p\u00e2ne pe stadion. Antrenorul francez al na\u0163ionalei, pl\u0103tit rege\u015fte de FRF, declara dup\u0103 meci c\u0103 moralul juc\u0103torilor a fost grav afectat de acest comportament \u201enepatriotic\u201d, de unde \u015fi rezultatul nefavorabil.
\nImediat dup\u0103 partid\u0103 Geiar s-a strecurat din vestiar spre garajul unde tronau ma\u015finile care mai de care mai bengoase ale tricolorilor \u015fi trep\u0103du\u015filor din ambientul \u201esportului rege\u201d. Nu mic\u0103 \u00eei fu surpriza, c\u00e2nd constat\u0103 c\u0103 toate erau scrijelate cu fel de fel de mesaje dispre\u0163uitoare \u015fi cu cauciucurile la p\u0103m\u00e2nt. Chem\u0103 un taxi, deoarece trebuia s\u0103 ajung\u0103 neap\u0103rat la restaurantul \u201eV.I.P.\u201d unde avea \u00eent\u00e2lnire cu celebra show-girl \u00a0Mi\u0163a Bocca. Surprizele continuar\u0103 \u015fi cu taximetristul, care-i ceru 1000 de lei pentru curs\u0103. La nedumerirea lui Geiar, acesta \u00eei spuse c\u0103 \u201efiecare ar trebui s\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 dup\u0103 c\u00e2t are, ci nu egal\u201d. \u00cenjur\u00e2ndu-l, \u00eei arunc\u0103 un sutar pe geam \u015fi intr\u0103 degrab\u0103 \u00een restaurant. La acea or\u0103 era deja plin ochi cu toat\u0103 hipsterimea bucure\u015ftean\u0103, iar siliconata Mi\u0163a era deja \u00een separeul rezervat din timp. Osp\u0103tarul ap\u0103ru imediat pentru a lua comanda, dup\u0103 care disp\u0103ru gr\u0103bit spre buc\u0103t\u0103rie, de unde nici dup\u0103 o jumate de or\u0103 nu mai reap\u0103ru. Geiar fluier\u0103 \u00een cele din urm\u0103 dup\u0103 \u015feful de sal\u0103 \u015fi-i ceru s\u0103-l cheme pe proprietarul pe care-l cuno\u015ftea bine, deoarece a\u015fa ceva nu i se putea \u00eent\u00e2mpla tocmai lui. Proprietarul ap\u0103ru \u015fi afl\u00e2nd despre ce e vorba, \u00eel chem\u0103 pe osp\u0103tarul neglijent pentru a-l mustra. Acesta \u00eens\u0103, spre surpriza celor prezen\u0163i, dar \u015fi a celor din jur, \u00ee\u015fi scoase fracul \u015fi anun\u0163\u0103 solemn c\u0103 el nu mai serve\u015fte boga\u0163i. Patronul restaurantului r\u0103mase cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103 \u015fi falca \u00eei c\u0103zu de tot \u00een momentul \u00een care to\u0163i chelnerii \u015fi buc\u0103tarii se indreptar\u0103 spre u\u015f\u0103 spun\u00e2nd acela\u015fi lucru: \u201enoi nu mai servim boga\u0163i\u201d \u015fi pun\u00e2nd pe mese fi\u0163uici cu \u201eLiga pentru Eliberarea Nimenilor\u201d. Ie\u015fit din local uluit de cele \u00eent\u00e2mplate, ochii \u00eei c\u0103zur\u0103 pe un panou publicitar unde chiar el z\u00e2mbea precum Clark Gable, cu un tub de o cunoscut\u0103 past\u0103 de din\u0163i \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, care fusese acoperit cu litere groase: PL\u0102TIT\u00a0 GRAS PENTRU PUBLICITATE MINCINOAS\u0102 – L.L.N –
\nSe dezmetici doar \u00een momentul \u00een care 11 tineri cu m\u0103\u015fti de Carnaval f\u0103cur\u0103 o hor\u0103 \u00een jurul s\u0103u, ar\u0103t\u00e2ndu-\u015fi tricourile pe care erau mesajele \u201ee\u015fti ignorant\u201d, \u201ee\u015fti super-pl\u0103tit\u201d, \u201ela munc\u0103!\u201d, \u201ede foame, competen\u0163ii pleac\u0103 din \u0163ar\u0103\u201d, \u201edoctori nu mai avem, dar avem fotbali\u015fti!?\u201d, \u201ela oi cu voi!\u201d, \u201evaloarea ta e non-valoare\u201d, \u201eMingea \u015fi Televizorul, au \u00eemboln\u0103vit poporul!\u201d, \u201econstruim catedrale \u015fi stadioane\u201d, \u201ef\u0103r\u0103 sport pe bani!\u201d, \u201ef\u0103r\u0103 pariuri sportive \u015fi jocuri de noroc!\u201d. Disp\u0103rur\u0103 tot a\u015fa de rapid dup\u0103 cum ap\u0103rur\u0103, \u00eempr\u015ftiind fi\u0163uici cu \u201eLiga pentru Libertatea Nimenilor\u201d, l\u0103s\u00e2nd lumea ce se adunase curioas\u0103, efectiv cu gurile c\u0103scate. Un val de vocifer\u0103ri \u00eencepu treptat, astfel c\u0103 Geiar o rupse la fug\u0103 \u015fi se ad\u0103posti \u00een sec\u0163ia de poli\u0163ie nr. 13, unde \u015fi acum \u00eei tremurau picioarele. Tocmai terminase de povestit, c\u00e2nd plutonierul Vasile intr\u0103 val-v\u00e2rtej \u00een biroul \u015fefului de sec\u0163ie spun\u00e2nd: \u201eAi auzit \u015fefu’ ce-a p\u0103\u0163it omul de afaceri Flocea Izmenescu chiar \u00een fabric\u0103 la el?\u201d<\/p>\n
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FRANGULEA GEIAR Frangulea Geiar se opri \u00een fa\u0163a \u015fefului de sec\u0163ie \u015fi cu o fa\u0163\u0103 r\u0103v\u0103\u015fit\u0103 \u00eei spuse c\u0103 via\u0163a sa e \u00een pericol \u015fi c\u0103 numai Poli\u0163ia \u00eel poate ap\u0103ra. \u015eeful de sec\u0163ie \u00eel \u00eendemn\u0103 s\u0103 se calmeze \u015fi s\u0103 explice despre ce este vorba, rug\u00e2nd-o pe frumoasa Urdea s\u0103 fie p\u0103rta\u015f\u0103, av\u00e2nd el […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1619],"tags":[463,704,1623,641,1622],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3986"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3986"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4164,"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3986\/revisions\/4164"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}