{"id":6107,"date":"2020-03-31T13:39:32","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T12:39:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/?p=6107"},"modified":"2020-03-31T13:39:32","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T12:39:32","slug":"the-corona-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bassdu.mine.bz\/?p=6107","title":{"rendered":"The CORONA PARTY"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Corona Party<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/h5>\n
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Corona Guy here. How are you guys doing? Have we knocked on your door yet? We aim to get round to everyone. Just give us time. We\u2019re more persistent than the Jehovah\u2019s Witnesses.<\/p>\n

We\u2019re still laughing at your attempts to stop us with toilet paper and pasta. You guys are so lame. Ooooo, we\u2019re so scared of your pink loo roll. Bash us over the heads, why don\u2019t ya? Smother us in pink ass paper!<\/p>\n

Do you, like, groom your big fat asses? Do you worship them in the mirror? Do you show\u00a0your fat ass on Snapchat?<\/span><\/p>\n

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The Corona Party: Taking Over the World Person by Person.<\/p>\n