Corona Guy here. How are you guys doing? Have we knocked on your door yet? We aim to get round to everyone. Just give us time. We’re more persistent than the Jehovah’s Witnesses.
We’re still laughing at your attempts to stop us with toilet paper and pasta. You guys are so lame. Ooooo, we’re so scared of your pink loo roll. Bash us over the heads, why don’t ya? Smother us in pink ass paper!
Do you, like, groom your big fat asses? Do you worship them in the mirror? Do you show your fat ass on Snapchat?
The Corona Party: Taking Over the World Person by Person.